Friday, June 27, 2008

Shaq Receives Replacement Badge

What the hell? Shaq still isn't over his bitter divorce with Kobe? GET OVER IT!!!! Stop trash talking on #24 already!

The cause of my justifiable outburst you ask? Shaq recently got caught freestyle rapping about our boy Kobe...again. In Shaq's ridiculous rampage of retarded lyrics, he said, "Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.", "Kobe ratted me out and that's why I'm getting a divorce" and "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste." This was of course videotaped and because of his 8 Mile moment he had to hand over is hard...ly earned RESERVE "Special" Deputy Badge and matching helmet.

Here's the official definition of "Freestyle Rap".

Freestyle rap is an improvisational form of rapping, performed with few or no previously composed lyrics, which is said to reflect a direct mapping of the mental state and performing situation of the artist.

It's clear that Shaq's mental state has no ability to let go of the past and move on. Hmmm, let's see what Shaq's been up to lately. He was traded to the Suns but with that trade came an absolute clogging of Phoenix ever getting another chance of being serious contenders for a championship season. In my personal opinion, Nash is THE best point guard playing today and he deserves his ring but thanks to The Diesel here, the only ring Nash will be getting is suffe-RING.

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